The Quest for G

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King Garnett and his trusted knights go on a quest in search of the Holy G. The time was 711 A.D., the Mutombo Ages. All across the land, men and women thirsted for guts, glory and game. The likes of which were said to be only found in the Holy G. Unfortunately, via sorcery and deceit, the exact whereabouts of the Holy G had been lost. Nevertheless, hope sprang when a gifted king (Kevin Garnett) and his gallant knights (Derek Jeter, Jimmy Johnson, the head of Usain Bolt …) sought to unearth the secret location of the Holy G. This is the spoofed Monty Python account of their quest.
Extended version, which features Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and a talking goat.

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