the geologist

Johnson: Mayor, the geologist is here to see you.
Mayor: My geologist? Now? Tell him the infection is fine and I don’t need another check-up.
Johnson: No mayor, that’s a gynecologist. A geologist studies the earth.
Mayor: Don’t you think I know that? How dare you insult my intellect, I went to Princeton for God’s sake! You get out of my office!
Johnson: I’m not in your office mayor, I’m talking to you through a speaker.
Mayor: [after a long pause] Just send in the geometrist.
Johnson: Geologist…
Mayor: You are fired buddy!
Johnson: Thank you mayor, it’s been great working for you.

“South Park” – Volcano (1997) :))

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