Prince Charming: You! You can’t lie. Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don’t tell you where’s he’s not.
Prince Charming: You don’t know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary.
Prince Charming: So you *do* know where he is.
Pinocchio: I possibly more or less not definitely reject the idea that I undeniably…
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: …do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be. If that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t.